coolator:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

fuck off
striphood: hello i saw someone doing this so i was like hey i want to!!! so everyone that reblogs this will get a horrible pickup line in their inbox you dont have to follow me or anything just reblog this (Source: dom5sos, via illbeyourcandygirl)

striphood:

hello i saw someone doing this so i was like hey i want to!!!

so everyone that reblogs this will get a horrible pickup line in their inbox

you dont have to follow me or anything just reblog this

(Source: dom5sos, via illbeyourcandygirl)

So it’d be great if my power would come back on… I mean I can’t my food or charge my phone… I’m going to die. This is the end. Goodbye world.

So it’d be great if my power would come back on… I mean I can’t my food or charge my phone… I’m going to die. This is the end. Goodbye world.

I wonder how many celebrities have a tumblr and we might be following but don’t know it

I wonder how many celebrities have a tumblr and we might be following but don’t know it

funnyordie:

Exclusive Audio of David Schwimmer’s 911 Call to Police
David Schwimmer, aka Ross from ‘Friends,’ recently helped cops solve a violent crime. Hear the exclusive audio of his heroic 911 call!
elegancea: Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.  (via raydayton)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

(via raydayton)

ernoji: tru friends ignore each other’s acne (Source: maplesuhtori, via this-is-my-nightmarex)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via this-is-my-nightmarex)